Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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