One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
nutella sex= disaster
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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