his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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