David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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