Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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