honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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