Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
How's work?
Spinning.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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