I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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