So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
foreskin is a definite game changer
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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