I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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