Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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