Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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