Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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