Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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