hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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