I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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