She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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