Kiss
Puke
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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