Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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