can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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