I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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