i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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