Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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