So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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