4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
she looked like the before picture.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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