Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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