Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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