Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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