even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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