you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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