5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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