i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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