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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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