Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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