What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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