I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
this just has baby written all over it
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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