sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
