I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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