It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
i believe in u and ur pee
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
