how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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