I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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