Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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