just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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