I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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