5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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