From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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