He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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