We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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