i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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