come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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